Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Excerpts from Julie Rayor - Romance, Adventure, Zombies

Here's a couple little excerpts from the book: Julie Rayzor - Romance, Adventure, Zombies. I hope you enjoy this work. It was fun writing it. Look for it soon in ebook and paperback.
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I killed a puppy - murdered it, actually. I shot it right between the eyes with a gun and didn’t feel even a little remorseful. It didn’t bother me. In fact, at the moment of pulling the trigger, it was the right thing to do.
Awaking to tears on my cheeks, I couldn’t remember when I last cried. It must have been a year before or even longer, when little Julie Rayzor was just an innocent pup herself. Sleep escaped me the rest of that night. I dried my tears and slowed my breathing to avoid waking anyone else up. To pass the time I listened to the sounds of the military hospital compound that we called ‘Fort Tulsa’. Through the barricaded windows set high-up in the warehouse I saw the September sky as the false dawn forewarned of the coming morning. I thought that the night patrols should be back soon[t1] , and maybe Jim Barnett would return from his mission. It had been three days with no word.
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We moved into the street - which street we were on, I did not know. We were lost in the dark. The moon was the only landmark and near its peak, it told me only which way was north. Escobar helped Conners walk, Wilcox taking up the rear guard, while Jill, Lopez, and I watched for Zombs as we moved from car to car checking for keys in the ignitions.
Jill found one in the middle of the street. When she turned the key, the solenoid clicked.
“It has gasoline. It just won’t start,” she said.
“The solenoid or...” Escobar said.
“The battery is dead.” Wilcox finished his thought.
Lopez found another car and the engine turned over but it wouldn’t start.
“No gas,” he said as he looked at the gauge.
“What if we put this battery into that car?” I asked.
“Good idea. No time. No tools.”
We moved down the street.
Zombs followed us. On rooftops and through windows and doorways I saw movement. They would appear and then disappear before I could shoot. From some hidden place, Leaders were tracking us. They kept their zombie slaves just out of range. When one of us took aim, the Zombs all moved as if given a standing order, ‘move now, any direction.’ When out of our sight, they seemed to stop. Total silence filled the space between their shuffling feet and raspy wails.
The night became like a choreographed dance. It was Thriller sans the Eighties clothing and bad makeup, but much deadlier. This was nothing like shooting fish-in-a-barrel. Every time I got close enough to draw a bead on one, it would move from the window or down the alleyway.
Sometimes Jill or one of the men fired. I thought it a waste of ammo, until Wilcox laughed, “I got one.”
This shooting gallery was distracting us from finding a car, but still I wondered why they didn’t attack us with full force as they had in the tower.
“Back to work,” I hollered. “We need a car.”
Lopez tried a white pickup truck, a Toyota. It had keys and  started with a strain and a grudge.
“Half a tank of gasoline,” he said with a whoop.
Escobar and Conners had fallen back, slowed by the wounds in Conners’s leg.
“Help Conners,” I said to Jill.
She ran back down the street to cover the two men and let loose a blast that stopped a solitary Zomb running toward them.
I scanned right, left, and behind. Wilcox ran back to Conners, having passed him in the excitement. He threw his M4 over one shoulder and bent to lift Conners over his other shoulder. We all moved toward the pickup truck.
The Zombs came at last. They seemed to have received a command to attack as if the Leaders anticipated our escape.
“Into the back,” Lopez yelled to Wilcox. “No time.”
Wilcox dumped Conners over the tailgate and jumped in. Conners groaned at the impact, but we would be safely away in seconds.
Jill jumped into the front with Lopez while the rest of us piled into the tiny bed of the Toyota. Lopez stepped on the gas and ran down a zombie blocking the road. It bounced off the hood with the crunch of bones.
I watched it in the moonlight struggling to try to get back up onto its broken legs. It was a woman, maybe someone’s mother. Was. For the first time in my life, I felt no pity. As we drove away, I noticed something odd about the way she lay on the ground. She looked... pregnant.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

China is GREAT! - That's sarcasim folks

I don't usually comment on politics but for anyone who thinks communism or socialism is a good idea - listen to how China advertises it's "one-child-only" law:
"If you don't receive the tubal ligation surgery by the deadline, your house will be demolished!"
"We would rather scrape your womb than allow you to have a second child!"
"Kill all your family members if you don't follow the rule!"
"Once you get captured, an immediate tubal ligation will be done; Should you escape, we'll hunt you down; If you attempt a suicide, we'll offer you either the rope or a bottle of poison."
 - by By Eric Pfeiffer | The Sideshow

There's some good government for you: Free tubal ligation surgery while you wait! Free womb scraping!
Yup. Keep buying Walmart and Apple products!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Big Bang Theory = Nails on a Chalk Board

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Julie Rayzor ~ Romance, Adventure, Zombies the Thriller Novel is NOW available in ebooks and paperback!
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"the big bang theory" = "nails on a chalk board"

First, last, and only time: Why the BBT is like hearing nails on a chalkboard.

1. I get the jokes on the Big Bang Theory. They are NOT funny. They are inane, stupid, setups with pauses after them telling you to "laugh now". At what? I don't know! They aren't funny. They aren't intelligent. They are not the type of 'situation comedy' that geniuses get involved in. They ARE the type of situations that producers think that low-intelligence TV watchers think are what geniuses do and will therefore find funny. Maybe that's true. Maybe really dumb people like to make fun of smart people. That's not very original, but that will never go away... just like nerds getting bullied in school by dumb jocks will also never go away. Just like pro football attracting criminals will never go away.

2A The first time I saw this show I thought, "A show about a couple gay guys." Ooops! It seems that maybe Jim Parsons is gay, and trying (but failing), to play a straight man. The other actor isn't gay, but it sure seems like he's trying to appear gay. I have nothing against gay people. I don't even mind gay actors. Rock Hudson was a strong hetrosexual leading man in movies and a great actor to be able to hide the fact he was gay. He acted straight. The BBT actor can't act straight - which means he basically can't act.

2B - Maybe the writers or the director thinks geniuses are gay, or that the show will be funnier if the characters act a little gay, or maybe that's what they believe that people who don't care about relationships act like.
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What do you do when you're 17, trapped in a fortress that's surrounded by a zombies, and your boyfriend is lost? If you're Julie Rayzor, you lock n load.
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3. I'd rather hear nails on a chalkboard than listen to this show on tv. My children, who are teenage, and thus have maliable brains seem to think this show is funny. God help me. The older one doesn't believe that advertising on TV works. When I asked him, "Why do you think McDonalds spent $13Million dollars on the "I'm loving it" commercials if they don't work," he couldn't answer the question. That alone is proof that teenagers brains don't always function correctly. Maybe they will grow out of it. Maybe someday this show will go off the air forever, and maybe these actors can learn how to act. - like Uerkel. (BTW: Jaleel White who played Uerkel on Family Matters is a GREAT actor. I hated his character, but I watched him enough to realize he is an acting genius, unlike anyone on the BBT. Mr. White has pretty much been typecast and therefore his whole career is screwed - too bad he can't make the leap that Will Smith accomplished.)
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What do you do with too many victims? Schwimer digs deep, exhumes the dead, and tracks down suspects. .
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Like short stories? http://www.richardhowesbooks.com/2012/05/gold-digger.html

Friday, December 30, 2011

New Book: Julie Rayzor - Romance, Adventure, Zombies

Julie Rayzor - Romance, Adventure, Zombies

I had a week vacation over the holidays so I finished Round 3 of editing my Zombie book. Yes. Another zombie book.

Update: I am on Round 5 of editing and very close to publication, but editing takes time with a full time job, so it might be released by June 2012.

This paranormal book is less about Zombies than it is about relationships between friends and lovers in a post apocalyptic world. Okay, if you want to be specific:

A rescue plan becomes a bid for survival as sixteen-year-old Julie Rayzor struggles with her love for a missing soldier, her concern for her California-girl BFF and her commitment to her adopted family of soldiers. A secret she keeps hidden deep in her heart threatens to tear her apart, destroy her friends and bring about destruction of her home, but she soon discovers that if she can keep her secret safe and complete the most dangerous task of her life all of humanity might be saved.

You will find the book in the Thriller category. It's not an overly gory horror story or a classic romance novel. It's not paranormal - well, on second thought it might be a little paranormal.

It will be available on createspace in paperback and as an ebook on Amazon soon. I hope you enjoy it and look for a Detective Bob Schwimer Mystery soon due to popular demand. Sully and Sullyland will have to wait!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Step Aside Steve Jobs, Dennis Ritchie deserves the spotlight.

Dennis Ritchie helped the world of technology far more than Steve Jobs ever wanted to.

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/tech/software/dennis-ritchie-the-other-man-inside-your-iphone-who-created-unix/articleshow/10395985.cms

Eat Pray Love

Breaking this out into it's own post: I watched Eat, Pray, Love, the movie. Good movie. Probably a better novel. I'll admit I'm a little jaded. Hard to sympathize with someone who's only real problem they ever had in life was marrying the wrong person. Her husband loved her and she left him. The movie didn't tell you that in the real world the publisher got the writer a $100K advance on the novel so she could afford to travel the world for a year. Somewhat disappointing in that respect. It's not exactly the JK Rowling, "single unwed mother who wrote the novel in a coffee shop to save on the heating bill," kind of problem. I'm sure people with no needs or wants, and minor irritations for problems found inspiration in the idea of traveling for a year to "find yourself". Even more jaded: I feel bad for all those guys who truly love their spouse that might end up in divorce because the guy can't afford to send the wife on a year long soul searching journey. Sorry guys. Heart-felt books and movies about eating, (Julie and Julia), praying (religion), and love (romance novels), sell really well.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Amazon is scaring publishers and agents.

This is important enough to post on its own...
 
Amazon is scaring publishers & agents:

"Only necessary ppl in publishing are the writer & reader."