Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Author Bio

Richard Howes, the author of Julie Rayzor (tinyurl.com/JulieRayzor) and The Killer's Co-op (tinyurl.com/TheKillersCoop) is a 30 year computer programmer, 20 year electronic engineer, a wild horse trainer, artist, father, husband and writer...
 
He was born into the family of a Cape Cod Yankee dad and an Irish mom. Went to college in Boston and spent 14 years exploring the Nevada mountains and desert from horseback, he won a world championship buckle in the sport of Cowboy Mounted Shooting plus he programmed slot machines and worked as an engineering manager saving companies over $20 million dollars in sales during a three year stint of international travel fixing engineering problems in the field. He turned to writing as another one of his many hobbies and he hopes to retire some day in front of a keyboard writing books.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Julie Rayzor Chapter one of the audio book

Here goes nothing. I'm trying to figure out how to create an RSS feed so that people can get my audiobook on ipods. How do I insert an audio file...
Oh well. I'm using feedburner and struggling with this. If anyone knows how to do this process please let me know. The internet doesn't explain the process very well which means it is either very easy and I'm missing something, or ridiculously difficult, which I doubt.


Thursday, September 6, 2012

On JD Salinger

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Julie Rayzor ~ Romance, Adventure, Zombies the Thriller Novel is NOW available in ebooks and paperback!
Check it out here in paperback: https://www.createspace.com/3758847
Or on Amazon Kindle here: http://tinyurl.com/cgmu3p5
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I wrote this a little while ago... but after something happened I have to admit that I now understand why someone would want to write (because he or she enjoys doing it) and not publish, (because people feel it is their duty to tell you they hate the title of your book, or the name of your main character, or the book cover.) I still don't like Salinger, but I do understand a little better why he never published anything for 40 plus years.

On JD Salinger… Why anyone would write and not want to share that work with the world is beyond me. But for JD, that's a good thing, considering his work. I despise “Catcher in the Rye,” and not for the reasons everyone says about “not wanting to grow up” or being immature. The fact is JD Salanger lied to his reader, plain and simple. Lying to the reader is an unforgivable sin. Your reader is your friend, confidant, and closest ally that you allow into your inner circle, you let them share your deepest and darkest fears and whole truths about your characters. You do not tell some big long lie, build excitement, and intrigue, and then at the end spring out and say, “Ha-Fooled you. The character was in a mental hospital the whole time.”
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What do you do when you're 17, trapped in a fortress that's surrounded by a zombies, and your boyfriend is lost? If you're Julie Rayzor, you lock n load.
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You drop seeds of evidence that something is amiss. You leave a trail for the reader to discover the secret on his or her own while the characters are still uncertain themselves. Forcing students to read this drivel is just as bad as the author himself. A deceitful man who went off to hide from the world and for that, wonderful! I don’t want to read another thing of his, no matter how pretty the prose.
And upon recollection, his narrative is monotonous and boring. (Swearing makes it better! - NOT) Being forced to read this crap is like Chinese water torture and should be reserved for interrogating suspected terrorists, (and I read it in the 80s when the work was 40 years old, not 70 years old (so this is not an issue of old writing styles.)
"Anyway, It was December and all, and it was cold as a witches teat, especially on top of that stupid hill. I had on my reversible and no gloves or anything. The week before that somebody'd stolen my..."
Someone please make it stop. Make it stop. For the love of God!

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What do you do with too many victims? Schwimer digs deep, exhumes the dead, and tracks down suspects. .
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Do you like short stories: http://www.richardhowesbooks.com/2012/05/gold-digger.html
 

Poker Sharks and Loan Sharks

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What do you do when you're 17, trapped in a fortress that's surrounded by a zombies, and your boyfriend is lost? If you're Julie Rayzor, you lock n load.
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It occurs to me that people who play poker are simply attending a "random money loan table". They sit down with several hundred dollars and take random chances that they will borrow a random amount of money from someone else, OR that they loan money to someone else. They will then repeat this until they are either out of money or are tired. They usually don't quit when they are ahead. Plus the casino takes a 10% cut as a one-time fee on each transaction.

If your bank worked that way would you do business with them?

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What do you do with too many victims? Schwimer digs deep, exhumes the dead, and tracks down suspects. .
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